What do you get when you combine the faces of the hundred best NBA players? Aside from serious felony charges and many lifetimes in jail, you're looking at going down in history as one of the most heinous monsters in history. That said, if you were to instead use a computer program to create a composite image of the top one hundred NBA players, you'll get the "average" face of the NBA's top talent. Or the top golfers. Or adult film stars. Indeed, what would that look like? Well, thanks to a now-deceased and largely forgotten subreddit we recently dug up, r/AverageFaces, we have something of an answer for a few of those questions never thought to ask.